Deep fried heroin with a Buckfast reduction.Shortbread?
Or maybe, just maybe he actually is the thick chaotic disorganised **** he's always seemed to be & all that stuff about it being "an act" was put about by his allies.The Johnson thing has to be intentional right?
Spread to friendly journalists as a distraction on a night that’s the beginning of the end for the government.
The Johnson thing has to be intentional right?
Spread to friendly journalists as a distraction on a night that’s the beginning of the end for the government.
Or his inbred sense of entitlement makes him genuinely think that it doesn't apply to him.
I've met a certain guy, through work, who was at the Telegraph at the same time as Johnson. This guy is in his mid 70s, lifelong Tory voter. The archetypal gentleman of the shires. Voted in every election since 1970. Stayed at home in 2019 entirely due to Boris.Well that's a given. Tbh he's had that spot on for most of his existence. Those with influence (papers mostly) pick some weird puppets.
I think this one is is genuine. Largely because there doesn’t appear to be anything directly in it for Boris Johnson.The Johnson thing has to be intentional right?
Spread to friendly journalists as a distraction on a night that’s the beginning of the end for the government.
I’d have a tenner on this coming up again this year with Johnson claiming that the nefarious deep state blob denied him his democratic right to vote.I think this one is is genuine. Largely because there doesn’t appear to be anything directly in it for Boris Johnson.
Although maybe Rishi has promised him back in the cabinet if he gets back in. Hmmm.
West Mids Mayor swings to Labour.
I think that’s worthy of a loooool
The top end of google was mostly about how London would be "closer than anyone thought"
Closer inspection revealed a reliance on coverage by the Mail & Telegraph.
Khan wins with an increased majority, despite voter ID being more likely to have cut the Labour vote (other than for a Mr B Johnson of course)
It took me a while to stop laughing after reading the predictions mentioned but not so much as I wondered how many people actually swallow that sort of rubbish. All very tiresome.
Sounds about right. Bit difficult to be a Britain First candidate though I'd have thought. Standing on the stage waiting for the results, 42 years old, wearing an MA1 pilot jacket, checking your watch because your mum told you to be in by 11 or she's locking the back door. Not a great look.And Britain First got fewer votes than a bloke with a bin on his head. A good day for London.
And Britain First got fewer votes than a bloke with a bin on his head. A good day for London.
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Manchester C | 9 | 23 |
2 | Liverpool | 9 | 22 |
3 | Arsenal | 9 | 18 |
4 | Aston Villa | 9 | 18 |
5 | Chelsea | 9 | 17 |
6 | Brighton | 9 | 16 |
7 | Nottm F | 9 | 16 |
8 | Tottenham | 9 | 13 |
9 | Brentford | 9 | 13 |
10 | Fulham | 9 | 12 |
11 | Bournemouth | 9 | 12 |
12 | Newcastle | 9 | 12 |
13 | West Ham | 9 | 11 |
14 | Manchester U | 9 | 11 |
15 | Leicester | 9 | 9 |
16 | Everton | 9 | 9 |
17 | Palace | 9 | 6 |
18 | Ipswich | 9 | 4 |
19 | Wolves | 9 | 2 |
20 | Southampton | 9 | 1 |