On This Day.

[give_us_a_wave]

I notice that it's Chelsea v Spurs this evening. Funny that. 2nd May and all.

I realised that earlier. I reckon I'm going to watch & try to use the alignment of the dates to will a time machine into existence.

But in case that doesn't work I'm going to go check the odds of it finishing 2-2

(it's 10/1 apparently)

 

[Miles Away]

I realised that earlier. I reckon I'm going to watch & try to use the alignment of the dates to will a time machine into existence.

But in case that doesn't work I'm going to go check the odds of it finishing 2-2

(it's 10/1 apparently)

Did exactly the same. Score draw all day long.

 

[Brown Nose]

Madderzzzz dropped?

Surely not. He's the bestest.

 

[Miles Away]

Madderzzzz dropped?

Surely not. He's the bestest.

If they play like that every week, they'll make Champions League, no problem.........

 

[fitz]

Madderzzzz dropped?

Surely not. He's the bestest.

His form each season has a bit of a pattern doesn't it.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

His form each season has a bit of a pattern doesn't it.

More Spurs than Spurs.

He stops playing in February, as a team they usually leave it til March.

Poor old Ange. His face on the touchline. Like he couldn't believe what he was seeing. Meanwhile, everyone else in the country was just thinking " yep, same as always "

Forget it " mate " it's bred into the Spurs DNA. It infects every player that signs, no matter where on the planet they come from. Nobody is immune.

They collapse, they bottle it,they quit, they down tools,they lose all discipline. All this as soon as the clocks go forward. Must be the phases of the moon or something. Like really ****ing shit werewolves.

No amount of coaching or colourful Aussieisms can correct this. It's the football equivalent of a birth defect. As soon as that white shirt goes on that's it. You're ****ed.

I ****ing love it to be fair.