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It was a real treat. They were a total embarrassment. To round off the comedy, Ashley Young was in the studio talking about how much of a let down it was for the travelling fans who'd gone all that way on a Monday night. Game was in London Ashley. I know Palace is a bit of a nightmare in terms...

I've made money off Utd all season. They are genuinely dreadful. Their defensive data is that of a bottom half side. They've been constantly rescued by individual moments of brilliance from Fernandes, Hojlund & occasionally Garnacho. Plus Onana has been brilliant in terms of saves produced. Same...

Man U playing Evans & Casemero at CB. With Eriksen holding in front of them. ****ing hell. Must be the slowest defensive middle in history.

Spurs. In hot pursuit of glory at the business end of the season. 4 defeats on the spin. All is right with the world.

Now Liverpool deciding to collapse as well to make it interesting. Quality stuff at the top of the Prem. Wonder if there's time for Nunez to miss a sitter just to complete everything ?

Ange has figured Maddison out. Benched again. Brings him on at 4-0 when nowt matters.

Also hilariously funny how the Sky commentary is still giving it the ' excitable tone ' to everything. As if there's anything even remotely riding on this pointless game.

Having fun today watching the Battle of the Bottlers at Anfield. Hilarious shambolic defending everywhere you look. Salah has been complete dog since he came back from injury but Spurs making him look like a player here. Nice of them I thought.

Amazing how the best marketed thing in pretty much any field is almost always shite. Or at best sub optimal. Nothing sums up the state of the world better I think. From crisps & smartphones to politicians & ways to invest your life savings. All at the mercy of some of the most manifest...

Sounds about right. Bit difficult to be a Britain First candidate though I'd have thought. Standing on the stage waiting for the results, 42 years old, wearing an MA1 pilot jacket, checking your watch because your mum told you to be in by 11 or she's locking the back door. Not a great look.

Just needs Norwich to win the playoffs & it's a perfect storm.

They can't. When you qualify for your UEFA badges there's a clause in the certificate that says if you ever play 2 strikers you automatically forfeit the right to ever be praised for any achievement & the press are required to say that it was because the opposition were shit. You also get sent...

The top end of google was mostly about how London would be "closer than anyone thought" Closer inspection revealed a reliance on coverage by the Mail & Telegraph. Khan wins with an increased majority, despite voter ID being more likely to have cut the Labour vote (other than for a Mr B Johnson...

Well, since it was contingent on the club thinking Vardy might be too abrasive...I invite you to draw your own conclusions :043:

Victim of the modern game. A player who needs to be the support striker in a 2 but will probably never get to play the role. At least not regularly. A wasted career.

Brighton have almost all of their best players out injured & have had for almost the entire second half of the season. Villa go there needing a win to virtually guarantee CL football. They manage 2 shots in the entire game & lose. & thats on the back of of an insipid performance in europe...

If the hierarchy are looking for a Birch replacement & think Vardy might be a touch too abrasive for the role, look no further.

Oh yeah. For some reason I was thinking it was a round behind the others due to being a completely made up & pointless pile of shite.

I was referring to the bitching on their fan site rather than their squad really.

I've met a certain guy, through work, who was at the Telegraph at the same time as Johnson. This guy is in his mid 70s, lifelong Tory voter. The archetypal gentleman of the shires. Voted in every election since 1970. Stayed at home in 2019 entirely due to Boris. Apparently when he could be...

Best league in the world. & yet weirdly not getting the 5th CL spot due to having every team knocked out in the QFs of all 3 cups? Must be some sort of clerical error.

More Spurs than Spurs. He stops playing in February, as a team they usually leave it til March. Poor old Ange. His face on the touchline. Like he couldn't believe what he was seeing. Meanwhile, everyone else in the country was just thinking " yep, same as always " Forget it " mate " it's bred...

Or maybe, just maybe he actually is the thick chaotic disorganised **** he's always seemed to be & all that stuff about it being "an act" was put about by his allies. Or his inbred sense of entitlement makes him genuinely think that it doesn't apply to him. So many levels of **** on offer it's...

Deep fried heroin with a Buckfast reduction.

So far this week we've had circumcision & now castration. I shudder to think where all this is going to end up when it's close season & there's no football to talk about

The last 2 words of that were in a broad Yorkshire accent in my head.

I realised that earlier. I reckon I'm going to watch & try to use the alignment of the dates to will a time machine into existence. But in case that doesn't work I'm going to go check the odds of it finishing 2-2 (it's 10/1 apparently)

What a bunch of pussy little spunk stains. It's not as if they're not universally known for constantly giving it the big un. Despite having won **** all for over 30 years. & if you're going to go on live telly & big yourself up as the best team in the league you absolutely have to take the...

Don't think I'll bother. No need really. I'm already going to hell when I die so no need to do Australia .

Outside of Leverkusen, Bologna have been the story in europe this season. Perrenial Mid table/bottom half club. Nobody expected them to be pushing for the CL. I've seen them a fair bit & they're a great watch. Attacking football, fast pace. Never thought i'd see the day when I watched Serie A...

Rob Edwards is a better manager than Farke too & Luton have given it a proper go. But they still look like failing. Leeds will spend double what Ipswich will & that should make the difference. Just get Norwich up through the play offs & Leeds out of the equation altogether is still my optimum...

Bitter is hanging on to it's existence in the North. Clinging on desperately. Like live music & landline phones.

Well, first of all I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt due to English being a second language & assume that he meant he's in charge of the TEAM rather than the club. We've already had one scumcunt who fancied himself as being in charge of the club & that didn't end well. Other than...

The presence of Tiger bitter on that sticker is an aberration. Back in those dim & distant times I was partial to an Old Original, but Tiger & Beacon can **** off.

Makes you long for the old days. I was once reliably informed, by a guy who was stood 3 feet away at the time, that back in the 70s the late great Stan Bowles was interviewed by a reporter for The Big Match after scoring a belter in a QPR win. The reporter asked " So Stan, you looked like you...

Somebody must have misplaced a pass.

They all wanted to get it over with & **** off home as quick as possible because it wasn't Leeds.

I've always seen it the other way round really. Probably because in my early years as a fan 40 odd years ago, we also held the record outright (6) There were a lot of ****wit glory boys at school supporting Liverpool, Man U & Leeds & they'd bang on about it " Most ever SECOND division titles...

That's just perfection. The most jarring thing about him though, for me, is that every time I think about him I remember that he's actually 5 years younger than me. Amazes me every single time.

I was going to say that it was probably because they're both prime examples of having the ability to fail upwards. But then I realised that isn't actually true. Rees-Mogg reached his heights without ever actually making any effort at all. So neither failed nor succeeded. Just didn't have to try...